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Agent Monkey knife fights & showing houses

by Joe Montenigro on June 29, 2011 · 1 comment

In a Monkey knife fight, I’m not so sure I could beat a monkey… they’re pretty wiley. In fact, I think they could show a houses better than most real estate agents…. I know they could figure out the keys and locks…. and if Monkeys could actually drive a car, they might beat a lot […]

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Feedback or bad Negotiating ?

by Joe Montenigro on December 20, 2010 · 0 comments

I guess if I ask a dumb question I get a dumb answer….. like what did you think of the price?  South Jersey Home Sellers Almost every seller wants Feedback from the buyer after showings on their property. What they want is a honest and objective assessment of the property and what they can do to […]

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Snappy answers to stupid Real Estate questions

by Joe Montenigro on February 11, 2009 · 0 comments

(Warning, another rant about to start)  If it only happened once or twice I’d be fine, but I can’t count how often I’m showing a propety to a prospective home buyer and as we walk in to the house, there’s no furniture, no curtains, no appliances, no evidence of human life or activity for centuries.   […]

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what do you WANT? ….just TELL ME !!

by Joe Montenigro on February 10, 2009 · 0 comments

(Warning… rant about to start) I just LOVE IT when an investor/ home buyer tells me they want a “good deal”. Thank you, Captain Obvious, I didn’t know that. So what if you went into a diner to eat and said…. “give me something that tastes good” …they would look at you kinda funny, right? […]

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